Who Virgo is: Virgos clean every square inch of their surroundings twice daily. With a toothbrush. How else can they be sure everything is squeaky clean and 100% germ-free? Many Virgos consider obsessive-compulsive disorder a hobby. Virgos make great friends because they’re thoughtful, loyal and will happily alphabetize your CD collection without being asked. Order is top priority for this detail-driven sign, so never put their bologna in the vegetable crisper – they could go straight-up medieval on you. As the zodiac’s official control freak, Virgo is unparalleled. And speaking of parallels, they can also draw right angles without a straightedge. Career-wise, Virgos make excellent censors, air traffic controllers and royal swan counters. They are humanitarian and kind to a fault, although complimenting them on this may evoke embarrassment and compulsive lint picking. Virgo’s favorite dog is the non-shedding Wheaten Terrier. Their favorite font is Bodoni.
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